So by now you probably know that my mom and I run Assured Destruction. Well, a very bad thing has happened to it. Insurance won’t pay for repairs, so Mom and I are going to be on the street. Luckily, this guy has started a Kickstarter Campaign to help us out! Would you consider contributing? […]
One Chandelier to Rule them all. This nearly stopped my heart.
So everyone makes these resolutions each year that they then totally never do. Which makes them feel guilty and they end up doing drugs, drinking, or eating chocolate. And well, I thought, what would I resolve to do? Answer: Nothing! Because I don’t want to become a suicidal druggie! Now what do I ‘intend’ to […]
Not quite as excited when Santa Corpse comes to town.
Chess master, proud geek boy, mtfbwy. LARPer—you can probably guess my favorite role to play! Best Quality: My hair. Worst Quality: Delayed puberty. (Just you wait!) Dream: To always know the right move. If I ruled the world … the right move would be obvious.
Now’s the date when Marty McFly went to the future. If I could travel to the future I’d pick at least a thousand years. I bet we’d all be digital by then, with our flesh sacks kept on chill for longevity and resource control.
Cord solution. Because I have a problem.
Happy Thanksgiving, Canadians! Gobble, gobble, eh?
So, how long does it take?
take one down, pass it around … story of my life